fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated
- mom: what was that?
- me: my shirt fell
- mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that...
- me: i was in it
i’m not cool. i’m like the opposite of cool. wait shit that’s hot. i’m not that either. i’m not hot. i’m probably just. luke warm. room temperature, maybe
talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that.
New Year’s resolutions.
It takes courage to stay delicate
in a world this cruel.
my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”